27b/6

An excerpt from one of my favorite new websites, 27b/6:

Girls that have said no #8

Around the time I was twelve, my sister had really hot friends staying over. I would dress in ninja gear and wriggle 'saving private ryan beach commando style' into her bedroom and listen to their conversations. Some were educational, most were inane. A few months ago, I was standing in a cd store and a girl came up to me and said "Are you David?" to which I replied "It depends" (and immediately regretted as I knew that if she asked me 'depends on what', I had nothing). The fear must have shown because she asked "Depends on what?" and I replied like a retard "On wether it is on or off the record, I have been misquoted by you people before." and she looked at me as if I was a retard before telling me that she had been a friend of my sisters and remembered me and then actually asked "Are you still annoying?" so I asked her if she still "squeezed her nipples while thinking about kissing Michael Wilson". After a pretty long pause I asked her out but she said no.

And another:

Cute Kitten

Writing rubbish on the internet amuses me a bit. There is a limit of 1000 characters per post so every story (including punctuation, spaces, introduction, proposal, argument and punch line) has to be within a small paragraph. I like trying to get as close to the 1000 character red line as possible and without 'plumping' out the stories with padding or adding words to previous sentences. Sometimes I just write about nonsense and other times I like to add something insensitive to laugh at the responses. When I was 14, I was given the task of drowning kittens by my girlfriend's mother. I filled a large laundry sink with room temperature water and held the eight kittens under. The strange thing is that as each one died and floated to the bottom, it turned and rested 'snuggled' to the previous. I put them in a garbage bag and was carrying it out when the bag moved and I heard a meow. I opened the bag and found one kitten had survived so I drowned it again. And that is an exact 1000.

For the record, I in no way condone drowning kittens or other cute things. In fact, I condemn it. But joking about it is ok.

Bored?

Do you get bored at work? Do you like cute things, such as puppies? If you answered yes to these two questions then what follows is for you. If you didn't answer yes then I have two more questions for you:
1. What do you do for work that's not boring, at least sometimes?
2. What the hell is wrong with you? How can you not like puppies????
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A live, streaming video of Shiba Inu puppies! 'Nuf said.

PS - I guess they don't do much, but believe it or not watching the little puppies breath is at times more exciting than my work. Plus, sometimes they do something really exciting, like roll over.

Could It Be?

Am I actually proud to be a part of this country? I really am shocked - and incredibly pleased.

Anyway, there is a downside to the election results (aside from Prop 8 - shame on us Californians!!!). This is from a very credible news source:


Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are